"A terrorist event"

So, this is what they're calling it now?

What?!?

Do they think terrorists might be planning a prom? Is someone getting their 20 years of suicide bombing gold watch?

Should I get my evening dress cleaned?

Or maybe it'll be more sporting themed, inspired by the Olympics. A track meet, perhaps. The hand grenade throw. The 100 meter building is collapsing dash.

Feh. It's probably just a small dinner party. And I NEVER get invited to that stuff.