Fashion Sideways

I am by no means fashion forward. I'm not entirely fashion backward either. I am fashion sideways.

Company holiday party tonight. I wore the fabulous ass pants, the Payless-but-doesn't-look-like-it shoes and my impulse checkout buy Target cami. I looked pretty good. spent the requisite 5 minutes on the hair so it looked like the hairdresser promised. I felt good about the whole ensemble.

About halfway home in the car service I realized that I never cut the tag out of the blouse.

Fashion Sideways, baby.