Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Chicken? Or egg?

You know how when you have to pee the need gets more urgent as you approach the toilet? Is that because when we were getting potty trained our parents and guardians were always whipping open our buttons and bows and belts and buckles and we learned that the spot right in front of the pot is meant for urgency? Or is it a natural urgency and our parents and guardians were running the race against our new found toddler control over it?

While we're on the subject, let's say you were headed into a 3 stall bathroom and as you hit the doorway to the main room you noticed someone else coming in behind you. Would you take an end stall giving the person the opportunity for a one stall separation or would you take the middle stall and give her no choice? Particularly if you knew you were going to be adding some odor to the room?

Confidential to the lady from the office down the hall: Thanks for nothing.

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