Thursday, August 18, 2005

Things my mother taught me





If you use condoms as water balloons they sound like crystal shattering when they break.

As told by Kizz at 7:39 PM

3 comments:

  1. Mrs. Chili7:01 AM

    DAMN my birth control pills!!! Because of them, I have no condoms laying around to see if this is really true! Not that I don't TRUST Mom, per se, it's just that I know her well enough to know that she's not above trying to put one over on us young and impressionable types.....

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  2. Kizz7:35 AM

    Well, she told me this ages ago. Apparently she had occasion to toss them off of a dorm roof in her college years. The get quite large when you fill them so you have to roll them onto a towel and sort of cradle them. I've never tried it but always wanted to.

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  3. Mrs. Chili3:44 PM

    Ok - THIS is definitely on the agenda when I come to visit you next! A box of Trojans, a ready water supply, some towels for carrying the filled "balloons" and some unwitting potty-mouths hanging out underneath your bedroom window. What more fun could I POSSIBLY ask for?!?

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