But before I go

You know what else having shit in your ears does? It keeps you from sleeping. (The dog barked. What did she bark at? I didn't hear anything. Was that vibration a truck outside? Did something fall on a cat? What time is it? Maybe I won't hear my alarm. Has the gunk drained out yet?) I'm just going to assume that dull ache in my wrist is from clenching in frustration all night long.

I did not miss my alarm. It's time to get dressed and get out of here. Before I go, here's some hot people, just for fun. See you on the flip side! (At least I can still see you.)