Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Three things

1. Quote of the day:
- Rose, you're a stalker.
- I prefer boundary challenged.
Yeah, Rose, me too.

2. Why is the last quarter inch of the bottle of Listerine less oomphy than the rest of the bottle? Is it because it's mostly backwash? (Yes, I do drink out of the bottle. Don't you?)

3. If you regularly fall off your clogs does that cancel out the healing properties of their expensive, high tech rocker soles?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:08 PM

    1. Nice quote.

    2. The alcohol has mostly evaporated.

    3. Sadly, yes.

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  2. Beck,

    1. Thanks!

    2. Oh, cool, so much less gross than what I thought.

    3. Sigh. Fuck.

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