Sunday, September 16, 2007

Goody, Goody Two Shoes

You know, I want to be a bad girl. I used to be a little, well, badder but I seem to have lost my touch. I'm not having wild sex or drinking to excess and today I didn't even spend any money.


  1. I have absolutely NO desire to be a bad girl. I'm not sure I ever did. It requires a lot of energy, that badness, and I think I'm too lazy...

  2. I'm sure you can find PLENTY of opportunities, dudeness. The question is, would you really want to take them?

  3. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Sometimes I think that the difference between "good girl" and "bad girl" is publicity. Oh, and eye makeup.

  4. And here I thought the difference was in the underwear. You learn something new every day.

    You know, I think it's actually relatively easy, sometimes much easier, to be the bad girl but you have to be willing to stay up late and ignore your conscience and I haven't perfected either thing. Stupid conscience.

  5. It isn't the staying up late that I have a problem's the being at work the next morning. Bad girls shouldn't hold day jobs....

    If could find a tatooed heavy-metal boyfriend that, too, has a day job, my life would be a little easier.

    By the by...the tupperware party ended at 2:18 in the morning with an empty bottle of Jim Beam....
    even when I try to be all Donna Reed, things tend to take a turn.

  6. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Can we please define what a bad girl is? Also, do you have to be bad all the time or is once in a while ok?

  7. that's why you're CHROME plated girl and not white lace and promises girl!!! I think you can be a bad girl and still have a conscience. . . can't you????? damn.