Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Just Call Me Marky Mark

Yesterday I joked about my biopsy-induced costuming for Halloween. Since then it's grown into a parlor game. Feel free to play along in the comments.

I don't have any spot band aids to I ended up wearing a regular sized one all over my forehead today. I put the "eh" in "sexay". I thought I might get some theme band aids (Princess maybe, because I'm so pretty with my forehead stitch?) and just own the fug.

Pony Express says no Princesses get Pirate band aids and tell people it's covering my third eye.

That sounded for all the world to me like it'd make me a sort of hippie woo woo new age sort of a pirate. PE concurred. She said I'd be hi-jacking people's chakras and laying seige to their auras and collecting a booty of karma to be used at will. Oh yes, and all this would be accomplished by brandishing my terrifying weapon - a sparkly wand.

ProfDoc went simple but high impact with, "Oh just slap a tassle on it and tell them it's a third nipple."

I wonder if the world is ready for another Wahlberg sibling.


  1. Anonymous6:19 PM

    I totally vote for the tassel idea.

  2. Anonymous8:57 PM

    You could go with the Red Sox band-aid.. My post will hopefully get to you tomorrow.
    Have all of my comments had something to do with the Sox and the last week or two?

  3. And even if your comments were all about the Sox what would be wrong with that?