I feel like I'm speaking a foreign language today. Or like that episode where Monk gets traumatized by the earthquake and he understands himself perfectly but it's all coming out gibberish when he talks. Did you see that one?
Do they not have the phrase "check mark" where you come from?
What about the phrase "shut the fuck up"?
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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Ugh. I'm sorry.
ReplyDelete"Shut the fuck up" is one of the best uses of four words in sequence ever created.
ReplyDeleteI prefer " Shut the fuck up you fucking fuck."
ReplyDeleteI would think that even without previous knowledge of "check mark" meaning would be implied by knowledge of the symbol and its purpose. But maybe that symbol is as foreign as the language you are speaking today.
ReplyDeleteSomedays your are Helen and somedays the Teacher.
ReplyDeleteHope they balance out soon.
If not may be your destiny is to be one of the J.R.R. Tolkien variety and invent your own fucking language.
My favorite was invented in a dressing room.
ReplyDelete"Here, have a big bowl of shut the fuck up!"
We later added,
"And top it off with some shredded 'blow me!'"
How we laughed and laughed.
What was that movie where DeNiro was taking the prisoner across the country and he said:
ReplyDelete"I got just two words for you, shut the fuck up."