Saturday, March 01, 2008

More Pertinent: WHERE Is My Man?


You've always been a fan of Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights: the rugged and surly loner who wanders the moors, looking for his one true love. In this case, you've found him: tall, dark, and intense, scribbling stanzas of poetry on a coffeehouse napkin. Your relationship with such a quiet genius will never be typical, and it's always wonderful to feel like someone's muse. But not every woman can tolerate this solitary man's penchant for moodiness and antisocial behavior. Even though you may be joined at the hip, you'll never unravel all of his mysteries.

Other matches: Harrison Ford, Ethan Hawke, Joaquin Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, Prince

It seems Gert and I will have to thumb wrestle over him. Also, re: the others, whoever gets Joaquin has to take Prince.

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