Whose Idea Was This?

Some people don't believe in coincidence. I'm a Capricorn. I'd like to be all practical and not believe in them either but sometimes they're too obvious to ignore.

Corporate America is out to get me.

The best mainstream candy on the face of the planet was recently released for general consumption. Two candies were released actually but one pulls ahead of the other by a largish margin. The plain dark chocolate m&ms are lovely and all but it's the dark chocolate peanut ones that were designed by the angels and delivered to earth on pillowy soft clouds.

When did they appear, you ask?

Just a couple of months after I joined Weight Watchers.

They hate me, I tell you. They don't want me to succeed.