Saturday, September 20, 2008

Why Would You Do This To Me?


Dear Folks Who Make Bones,

What the fuck you fucking fucks?

You had to make it the shepherd mix? Really?

There's a reason I don't watch the Dog Whisperer, it makes me cry every time. I was giving myself a headache. So you brought the worst of it to your show, a show I use to escape reality?

Well, thank you. Thank you very fucking much.

Also, good job. I hope a lot more dogs get adopted out of shitty situations because of you. Thanks for doing that. It was good. And I liked that touch about the asshole owners sending poor Ripley to be euthanized because they didn't know he'd get so big. Nice detail. Too bad you didn't put something in about how those assholes should have to clean up behind the assholes who use dogs for fighting.

Still, you fucking killed Ripley and I'm not getting over that any time soon.

Fuck you.


To Whom It May Concern:

SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS FOR FUCK'S SAKE. ADOPT PETS WHO HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. In my nearly 40 years I've had a lot of experience with the whole adoption of pets thing and it'll be so worth it. So intensely worth it.

Also, if you get a chance to meet someone who fought dogs up close and personal please kick them in the neuticles for me. Hard.


  1. Have I told you lately that I love you?

    Oh, and the whole "fucking fucks" thing just makes me laugh. Every time.

    My favorite application of the word, though, comes from The Second City, where one guy interrupts another fellow and tells him to "Eat a big bowl of fuck."

  2. Anonymous7:43 PM

    You should also tell them to go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. I'm with you sister.

  3. yeah. the whole animal situation makes me feel horrible and helpless.

  4. Anonymous6:33 PM

    People are sometimes so retarded about animals and I know this and yet, I am still appalled. Yeah, I know this is "fiction" but you know it happens WAY too often that morons interact poorly (for the animals, anyway) with creatures they ADOPT.

    I cry at the Dog Whisperer, too...

  5. I was in tears. :(

  6. "Hide and go fuck yourself" bwa ha ha ha ha!

    Love you back Clemo!

    Gypsy I was in tears too. It was awful even though I was glad they were doing it on some level.