Sunday, November 16, 2008

Dear Holiday Ad Makers

Dear Holiday Ad Makers,

There are, honestly, thousands of available holiday tunes. Pick something besides the Carol of the God Damned Bells already!


P.S. See how I didn't even bring up the fact that it's not even Thanksgiving yet and you've already made me sick of a classic holiday song? Do I get points for that?


  1. Anonymous11:12 PM

    Tell me about it. I was SO happy to see an end to the political ads but was dismayed to see that they were being replaced by Christmas ads. Seriously, isn't it a wee early?

  2. I have to chuckle because I just loaded up Trans-Siberian Orch version.

  3. Anonymous5:45 AM

    I called a friend yesterday and her ring back song was a Christmas tune. To soon for that!!!

  4. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Since retailers are struggling, I advocate a cost-saving measure which could add up to gazillions:

    Leave your solstice-holiday decorations up year-'round! The total expenditure for materials and labor for re-installation of these things has to be horrendous!

    Just think, I can drive around and see pictures of Santa, fake trees, etc. all year. The religious right would also be served by this because the nativity displays could stay in place, too.

    Ding-dong, ding-dong.