Friday, November 07, 2008

Wanna Lick? Psych!

I have no gumption at all. Just now as I was mixing all the potions and powders for the pets' dinner with a knife since I ran out of forks about 4 days ago I started to have a thought. I swear to you I've never gone this far before. I'm surprised that I haven't but I haven't, I promise. I thought, briefly, about just throwing dirty dishes in the dishwasher with the few clean ones still left over from last time I ran it. The two step process of emptying (HATED) and then filling was simply too much to deal with. Ultimately I didn't do it. Sadly because there were too many clean dishes left over to make the percentages worthwhile, not because I deemed it a wholly bad idea.

Really I'm just checking back in this evening to say, remember when I said that making plans was a fool's game? Sometimes I think I can't be any more right and then whammo, the universe nibbles my ear because I'm so much righter than anyone gives me credit for. Today I ended up going to my dance class then getting a phone call. That phone call was my ice cream friend date saying that he could actually make our original plan of a 1pm movie. So I ran around doing the errands I needed to do before meeting him just a little late. After the movie I still hadn't eaten any lunch so I grabbed a salad on my way to getting my hair cut. Got my hair cut and got home in time to walk the dog.

Tell your kids, planning ahead is for pussies. They can always go to correspondence college.


  1. Anonymous10:31 PM

    You used the words lick and pussy in the same post. Not. Nice.

  2. And I didn't even notice. What does that say about me?

  3. Anonymous7:05 AM

    It says that you are unconsciously trying to push me over the fucking edge.

  4. And I'm doing a pretty good job, too!