Thursday, February 26, 2009

Ways & Means

You want to know a good way to keep me from ordering any of your @von products? Ring my bell, insistently nonetheless, three times before 8:00am!

See also: Ways To Get Me To Throw Your Damn Catalogs Back In Your Face With Alarming Accuracy.

Welcome to Thursday y'all, looks like it's going to be a bumpy one.


  1. Anonymous8:45 AM

    Before EIGHT in the MORNING?! Isn't that, I don't know, illegal?! If it's not, it ought to be!

  2. Door to Door Avon still exists? Here it's just one's coworkers who sell it. Pesterers.

  3. PS - don't get me started on Scary Kay.

  4. Really? Is it someone in your building and they are actually at your door? Or someone from the complex in generally ringing downstairs? Or some kook that slipped by security with a couple of lip gloss samples and a pucker of the pretties?

  5. It's a neighbor who lives on my floor. She used to sell tchotchkes and I bought some to be kind. Now she's selling Avon and apparently this morning she needed her catalogs back BADLY.

  6. No spares? Bad Avon lady.