Now And Laters

I'll be back later with some things to say about Eddie Motherfucking Izzard but for now here are 10 Things that have gone into the making of my dog.

1. Jack Russell Terrier

2. Puggle (And by the way, thanks makers of puggles for those teeth. I suspect the unintentional hilarity will not make up for the required maintenance.)

3. Brussels Griffon

4. Paul's Uncle Phil from Mad About You (He enjoys a firm embrace. ["Firm embrace!"])

5. Tijuana Street Dog

6. Mexican Jumping Bean

7. Gold's Gym Enthusiast

8. Beggar

9. Politician

10. The sound of the brakes on a 1979 Buick Skylark just before they fail completely