Tuesday, January 11, 2011

10 Things By My Sickbed, Er, Couch

1. Garlic Garlic Dip from Tastefully Simple. Garlic is healthy, right? It keeps you from getting colds, maybe it'll get rid of this.

2. Ayr saline gel nasal spray because I like to bring the sexy back to sickness.

3. Pop chips to go with the dip because they're the very healthiest type of chip. Or something.

4. Grapes which are actually healthy so I don't know what the hell they're doing here.

5. iPad because well, it should be with me everywhere.

6. Newly gifted bluetooth keyboard for iPad which accounts for this blogging i'm doing.

7. Remote control, though battered and broken, is a cornerstone of the healing process. Watched the premiere of The Cape and am watching a rerun of the pilot of The Closer. Slept through an episode of That 70s Show.

8. Amoxycillin to cure the infection that must be inside the ear. Eardrum is red and probably thickened some.

9. Many dog toys. Only healing insofar as they shut the dog off so lazy convalescing can happen.

10. Cranberry juice because once I take that amoxycillin...

And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get up and put on clothes and go out in the frigidity else a diminutive canine actually spontaneously combust from boredom. It could happen, you guys. My dog told me.


  1. Ayr has a *gel* nasal spray now?? Be still, my heart.

    I get a lot of ear infections, but have been OK with topicals (drops) for years. SO sorry you're stuck with a systemic this time. Wishing you speedy healing...

  2. ugh...feel better soon!

  3. i think this year, since you have an ipad you're going to heal faster. with everything. i think it's the key to happy healthy living.

  4. Eat some yogurt. It will help counter the Amoxycillin. Hugs to you. How was The Cape?