Monday, July 11, 2011

Sold American

Apparently someone is selling their customer mailing lists. Is it the difficult vet? The online flea collar purveyors? Cousin Charlie*? I do not know.

I also do not know what I could possibly need in this catalog. I mean, sure, I'm the crazy pet lady but I am not yet in the market for my own livestock building. Where would I put it? Feeding my animals has become some sort of chemistry experiment as we try to keep the heart murmur and the gently fading kidneys and the raging IBD flare ups in check so showing me verdant green racks full of "seed to feed in 7 days" is kind of mean, you know? I will not purchase the plastic gloves that go all the way up to my shoulder. I shudder to think! There's nothing for me here.

Oh.

Check out these hand pulled flatbed utility carts. We could make a killer Mermaid Parade float with one of these!
*I do not have a cousin named Charlie.

7 comments:

  1. You need that catalog to bring to me. See how easy?

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  2. Oopsie daisy! I had no idea. Just fished it out of the (very clean) trash to do just that.

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  3. One time Chris ordered a 3ft Big Foot from the SkyMall. Just imagine the kind of catalogs we used to get because of that one.

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  4. I know that no good can come from asking but I must. Why did he buy that?

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  5. @Kizz - I bought it as a birthday gift for a friend, and it's totally awesome. It goes in the garden. http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102517807

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  6. ooh, the float possibilities are great ... and Chris? How awesome of a gift is that?!

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  7. The guy Chris bought it for said it was the best birthday present ever. Quinn, there little boy said "Uncle Chris! Where'd you get that? That's my favorite animal." It was a hit.

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