Thursday, March 22, 2007

Conflicting Agendas

I hurried the dog across the street to keep us from getting run over by all the construction equipment.

My dog, though? She thought we were hurrying so the nice man in the construction outfit could share his breakfast with her.

Construction Dude disagreed.

You know how a guy will sometimes hunch over his plate, shielding it from food pirates with an elbow? Yeah, just pathetic to see a grown man try that while standing on a street corner shovelling home fries into his mouth from an aluminum pie plate.

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