Friday, June 01, 2007

Meanwhile, back on the block

I bank at a national bank that's fairly famous for being truly heartless and horrifying. Just ask Rob. Let's call it Skank of US. In my neighborhood previous to this the only national bank chain is affectionately known as Shittibank. So, it was a sign of the apocal...I mean, gentrification, that we had this second, quite slick, national chain buy out our awesome neighborhood hardware store and put one of their airy, open plan branches in its place.

Today 2 dudes robbed the joint.
I don't have any other details, I hope they'll be forthcoming. I also understand that I should be a little more upset that my insured financial institution and a business mere steps from my front door let it's ass get taken by 2 guys from the 'hood but, frankly, the first thing that came to my head was, "Awesome."

These guys have been robbing me blind for years, it's about time someone returned the favor.

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