Spam A Lot

So, I got this spam today, as one does. The advertisement was for Cia11is in one of those no water required to take them tabs and the subject was "Cia11is Soft".

Someone needs a better marketing staff.

I mean, really, that's not going to bring in the right crowd is it? You don't really have to get all that creative to come up with something better either. Let's give it a whirl:


Cia11is now comes with a creamy center!

Now you can take her anywhere!

Melts in your mouth and in your hand!



Ok, that's enough from me, you try. Come on, you know you want to.