A Night You'll Never Forget

I'm sure I've talked endlessly about the family associations I have with Clement Moore's The Night Before Christmas. It's classic and beautiful and shoves a little Christmas joy into the grinchiest of hearts. However, if you're sick of it after endless repetitions lately I suggest you whip over to Whoopee and get a laugh out of Antonia's irreverent take on the poem. Here's a brief sample to ensure that you click:

Three days had we snuggled upon the settee
With a duvet, some biscuits and good DVDs,
Eating bacon and burgers 'til it came to pass
A cloud of destruction escaped someone's arse.