Never Leave Mark Alone

As you know, Mark came to the office last night so we could use a (FREE!!!) conference room for rehearsal. I got us some sushi so we wouldn't expire with the working all day and the rehearsing and the long commutes home. (Me: Brooklyn, Him: Staten Island) When I left the room to change into the costume pieces I'd brought he made Wasabi Man! Yes, it's a man made entirely of Wasabi. I can't wait until this becomes the plot of a movie based on the golem myths. I am the one who insisted that, after rehearsal, we photograph Wasabi Man! with my computer in the interest of posterity.

I wanted to make sure that we had one with our faces in it. Mark makes that face a lot. He says my scar looks like a fish facing upward. What does that mean for my body's Feng Shui? Does anyone know?

And then I left the room again to consign Wasabi Man! to a watery grave.

Never leave your Photobooth unattended, people.