Saturday, February 23, 2008

The site also let me know:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • ass (4x)
  • fuck (3x)
  • crap (2x)
  • pussy (1x)
I should hold a contest for you to guess what my first thought was upon reading that determination.

Ah, fuck it, I thought, "I only used pussy once?"

(You know, I wanted to craft a sentence that used all 4 of the "offending" words but I've found that references to crappy assfucking by goddamned pussies tend to move a post a little too swiftly out of the lighthearted range I'm striving for.)


  1. I didn't realize crap was a bad word.

  2. You have to borrow and rework from Natalie in Love Actually (see below):

    "Oh, crap, I can't believe I've been such an ass to have fucking gone and written pussy again."

    Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
    Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
    Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!

  3. Love Actually is a huge favorite of mine!
    That is where I got the cock, shit, ass and hole phrase.
    I love Natalie. And Hugh dancing to the Pointer Sisters.
    Oh, swoon.
    I am bummed that you registered more cuss words than I did Kizz.
    I thought for certain I would wear that crown.

  4. Anonymous3:23 PM

    That's kind of weak in the swear department. Try to really earn that rating, would you?

  5. I know, Auntie, I'm kind of shocked that I'm getting this R rating for so little effort. I'm kind of pissed I didn't make an NC-17. I'll work on it.

  6. Well, isn't THIS disappointing:

    My blog is rated PG-13

    This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

    * breast (2x)
    * asshole (1x)

    I'm SURE I've said more "bad" words than that. And since when is "breast" a "bad" word?

  7. Yeah, breast isn't a bad word and, if they're using a program that just counts the number of times a word appears you could get a cooking blog with an NC-17 rating for all those turkey breasts and chicken breasts and lambs assholes and...OK maybe not that last one.

  8. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Mine is NC-17. Which is scary because it's about a baby. It was probably the post about how I'm trying stop saying "fuck!" all the time. Which Kizz also wrote about. So, my swearing has corrupted two blogs.

    Go me!