This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
- ass (4x)
- fuck (3x)
- crap (2x)
- pussy (1x)
Ah, fuck it, I thought, "I only used pussy once?"
(You know, I wanted to craft a sentence that used all 4 of the "offending" words but I've found that references to crappy assfucking by goddamned pussies tend to move a post a little too swiftly out of the lighthearted range I'm striving for.)
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I didn't realize crap was a bad word.
ReplyDeleteYou have to borrow and rework from Natalie in Love Actually (see below):
ReplyDelete"Oh, crap, I can't believe I've been such an ass to have fucking gone and written pussy again."
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
Love Actually is a huge favorite of mine!
ReplyDeleteThat is where I got the cock, shit, ass and hole phrase.
I love Natalie. And Hugh dancing to the Pointer Sisters.
Oh, swoon.
I am bummed that you registered more cuss words than I did Kizz.
I thought for certain I would wear that crown.
That's kind of weak in the swear department. Try to really earn that rating, would you?
ReplyDeleteI know, Auntie, I'm kind of shocked that I'm getting this R rating for so little effort. I'm kind of pissed I didn't make an NC-17. I'll work on it.
ReplyDeleteWell, isn't THIS disappointing:
ReplyDeleteMy blog is rated PG-13
This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* breast (2x)
* asshole (1x)
I'm SURE I've said more "bad" words than that. And since when is "breast" a "bad" word?
Yeah, breast isn't a bad word and, if they're using a program that just counts the number of times a word appears you could get a cooking blog with an NC-17 rating for all those turkey breasts and chicken breasts and lambs assholes and...OK maybe not that last one.
ReplyDeleteMine is NC-17. Which is scary because it's about a baby. It was probably the post about how I'm trying stop saying "fuck!" all the time. Which Kizz also wrote about. So, my swearing has corrupted two blogs.
ReplyDeleteGo me!