Monday, April 07, 2008

Little Miss Wrongfoot

Just a word to the wise, 2 day old pre-dressed salad is not very appetizing. It is a particularly silly idea to take this salad sight unseen to work for lunch at the start of a week when one has come very close (very very close) to a weight loss goal and yet, not reached it.

Kids, I am goal oriented and I am vain. I am pissed that I didn't hit goal and I hate that I failed to put makeup on my head trough before going to Saturday's party and I accidentally put on very ugly very wrong socks on with my questionable outfit and no makeup today. Usually I wouldn't care but we got (another) new guy at work today and (for the first time) this one is good looking and I feel like a troll.

How's your week kicking off? Any uplifting stories to tell me?


  1. Um, yes, I have those days often.
    Like I might like to wake up before I get dressed.
    Its always the pants with some sort of stain on the leg. I am a Mother.
    Sorry honey.
    He will be super impressed tomorrow when you have gone from this to va-va that!

  2. I wish I had something for you, but I think it's Monday all over the place...

  3. Oh, yeah...I had that day yesterday, too. And yesterday was an audition day...I didn't go on account of STOOOOOPID office pants I had on looking all fat and nasty no make-up hair in an unwashed ponytail.
    I've done much better for myself today.