Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Oh Wait I Have One More (Maybe Two)

Dear Chinese Women's Gymnastics Team,

We know that you aren't 16.

We know you aren't even close.

We're not mad, we just worry about you.

Let's be careful out there,

Dear US Women's Gymnastics Team,

I know you've had a hard week. I sympathize, really, and I feel for you.

I'm not sure if Mrs. Karolyi has told you this, though, but when you win a silver medal you have still won a medal in the motherhumping Olympics for the love of little green apples.

Don't be a Nancy Kerrigan. Nobody likes a Nancy Kerrigan.

Good, break a l...oh, um...well....have fun over there,

1 comment:

  1. It's so unfair those 12 year olds were able to compete--it's definitely an advantage! But you're right, the silver medal ain't exactly chopped liver.