Monday, May 04, 2009


You know those days when your feelings just get hurt at every little turn and everything you try to do takes 4 more steps than you planned and you feel about a foot separate from the rest of the world? Generally it's the perfect sort of day to spend inside, curled up with a good book and a vat of hot fudge sauce but you're expected to go to go out and accomplish stuff and every little disappointment makes you want to cry just a little. I'm having one of those days. You know what's good for that? Oz quotes. Not "Wizard of" more Daniel Osbourne, Willow's real beloved. So here are some of those:

"So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo." -- Oz!

"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?" -- Willow and Oz!

"You know, I never really thanked you."
"Oh, yeah, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red. Have to bail. It's not pretty." -- Willow and Oz!

Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in know, I'm not thinking about class 'cause that would never happen... I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops, it's like, freeze frame: Willow kissage.

Buffy: We have a marching jazz band?
Oz: Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats... scary.
Willow: He's just being Oz.
Oz: Pretty much full time.

Oz: So, do you steal weapons from the Army often?
Willow: Well, we don't get cable, so we have to make our own fun.

Willow: Oz is a werewolf.
Buffy: It's a long story.
Oz: Got bit.
Buffy: But obviously not that long.

And, because we cannot speak of Buffy without him, one last word from Spike (not pictured):

Spike: I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing.


  1. Oh, you're right.
    That did help.

  2. Oz is so flipping cool it always helps. It's better than stem cell research.

  3. Sorry you are having a tough go of it. Is there anything I can do for you?

  4. Oh man. You are so right. I needed that first thing this morning. What is WITH THE FUNK???? Full moon isn't till Friday, dangit.

    we need some vamp patrol in our lives. we just do.

  5. Funny, I felt EXACTLY the same way yesterday. It was awful. These quotes of yours? Totally helped.

  6. I don't know who Oz is but these are funny quotes. Is that Seth Green with those two lovely dogs?

    I definitely feel this way sometimes.

  7. Yes, that is the fantastic and freakish Seth Green. I think those are really his dogs, too.

  8. Totally helped me, and made me want to banish blahs for a good 4 hours of Buffy watching straight. Thanks for posting those - made me all grin-y - and I hope they helped YOU!

    Here's another from Spike:
    "She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft - wasn't demon enough for the likes of her"

  9. Never having seen one episode of Buffy... gasp... I cannot appreciate this... however... isn't this the guy from Entourage that is such a little weasel?
    Chin up love! Go buy a new pair of shoes! and some ice cream!