Golden Fucking Rule

If we weren't all writing about how important it is to practice compassion these days this is what I would have said to the dithering idiot of a girl in front of me at the bagel shop this morning:

"No, this place is not confusing or weird. It's efficient. There's a clear system and it's 'one guy - one problem.' You order from one guy, he clarifies, he makes your order, you pay him and you get the hell out of his life. If at any time you have a change to make you look for that guy. Now I don't know if you're hungover, from out of town or just an attention whore but if you'd bothered to learn the face of the guy who took your order you'd know that you, dear, are his problem. Now get out of my way before I beat you over the head with my efficiently prepared bagel."