Thursday, November 26, 2009

OK, I'll Play Along

I'm thankful for my friends and family even when they make me want to club them like defenseless baby seals.

I am thankful that they still like me even when they want to club me like the aforementioned defenseless baby seals.

I am thankful that I had 14 good years with my dog who sometimes lay on the floor with her chin on one leg which made her look like a defenseless baby seal.

OK, yeah, I'm thankful for my cats but they are so not fitting in with my theme, except that one of them is skulking around trying to ruin something and the other is trying to walk across the keyboard so clubbing is not entirely out of the question.

I am thankful for this fantastic city which can, of course, club the hell out of you but I don't mind. Don't mind at all.

The internet and all of you, very thankful  even though the clubbing is only emotional.

(It's the internet and there's no sarcasm font so, despite the fact that I shouldn't have to, let me disclaim that I would never club anyone.

I'm too lazy.)

Happy Thanksgiving! Thank you for being here.


  1. Happy Day to you too. Gobble. I'm going to go club a turkey.

  2. I'm thankful for bloggers who keep writing even though they get emotionally clubbed from time to time.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  3. Im thankful for a turkey club! nom nom nom...

    but mostly I'm thankful for you.
    and for your city.
    and for your kittys.
    and for your 14 years of love and light.

  4. Bless you all but bless Zelda specifically for the turkey club joke because I was hoping someone would go there.

  5. I'm always here for ya sister. Set me up? i'll knock it out! Ba Dum Bah! ZING!

  6. I love you, you defenseless baby seal.

    And, I too am thankful for Z's jokes. When, oh when, will I get to hear her tell them in person?

  7. SERIOUSLY, right??? someday. some. day.