Friday, January 01, 2010


Happiness is a warm cat. Even if your apartment is a hundred thousand million degrees and you have to stick your feet out an open window to keep your torso from spontaneously combusting and you can feel your cat-enveloped arm melting like that spy dude's face at the end of Indiana Jones.

2010, the year I abolish hyperbole.


No exceptions.


  1. I'm so tired I had to google hyperbole.
    I felt ashamed.
    and am publicly admitting it here.
    plus, it cracked me up to the point that I'm still kind of laughing...which is equal parts due to the tired and the wicked level of stupidity!

    2010 is pretty funny thus far.

  2. You knew you knew it you just couldn't recall, right? It's just one of those weird words. Frankly as long as it cracked you up it did its job.

  3. I love it when my students pronounce it "Hyper bowl."

    I've said it before, but I'm saying it again here (and I'm sure it won't be the last time I do); you can WRITE.

  4. yeah, I knew that I knew it...nothing was bubbling up! and yes, you can WRITE!!!