Facts About The New Dog Part I (also probably of a million)

• He is not a fan of baths. Shivers, acts pathetic, tries to sneak out of the sink like you won't notice.
• Vet says he's 8-12 months old (based on teeth cleanliness and the fact that he has 2 canines on one side so his baby one hasn't fallen out yet).
• He might be part iguana (he has been known to refuse Scooter Snacks, no dog refuses Scooter Snacks).
• He is not motivated by food at all (not sure what he's motivated by).
• He won't eat. I've never dealt with a dog who isn't motivated by food. Seems that he can't handle eating when he's distracted and he's pretty much always distracted. Putting the food in his crate with him seems to give him the brain space he needs to eat something.
• He's super skinny.
• His shoulders ripple with muscles when he digs in to pull.
• Despite being super distracto he will pay attention when asked at a curb and wait for a go ahead to cross the street.
• He is probably a failed experiment in the creation of a puggle. The jaw is a little puggly, that's where the curly tail comes from, some of his coloring is from that, his ears have some pug to them. 
• The aging seems correct because he's generally running around like a cyclone and then abruptly lapses into a coma. 
• I am very much looking forward to having him neutered.
• He has a vet check up appointment tomorrow.
• After that I think it'll be time to purchase him a leash made for a dog his size. It's time to stop pretending.