This is a terrible picture of the cone-of-shame dog. You can't get a decent picture of him because he's in constant, crazy motion. I wish I had a video camera. I wish I'd had it last week, too. If I did I would make two videos.
Video 1: The dog on approximately 2.5 hours of play and exercise per day. Not unbelievably strenuous, all outside exercise on leash, but focused on him for those hours.
Result: High strung, directed, quirky, happy companion animal. Kind of like your cousin who's super smart and nice but did re-enact Close Encounters of the Third Kind at Christmas dinner the year he was thirteen.
Video 2: The dog after 2 days of 4-5 10-20 minute walks per day, all on the short leash. No playing with other dogs, no stairs, no fetching.
Result: Chupacabra. Like the guy who sat behind you in Chemistry in High School and tried to cut your hair. With a blow torch.
Related pro-tip: When the chupacabra whirls into and out of your lap at the speed of panic that cone can nick your jugular. Apply pressure to the wound immediately.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
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I warned you about neutering your dog. Oh wait, that wasn't me. Never mind.
ReplyDeleteI love him so much!
ReplyDeleteYou will love him so much more when he's had a proper walk.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteJust make sure he doesn't visit El Paso this month or you may have trouble.
ReplyDeleteGosh, this means you're getting in a TON of exercise yourself these days. Does this mean you will be less like a chupacabra? Because MAN....
ReplyDeleteMay I recommend a cheap point and shoot camera my friend? Nearly all of them have great video options nowadays.