OK, let's not overdo it.
1. "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York." Richard III, William Shakespeare
2. "Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God." Denis Leary
(from his Twitter account)3. "Let's just...go with it." My Hair Stylist
4. "Yap, yap, yap, yap, Yap, YAP YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP!!!! Yap." My dog
5. "..." My cats
6. "If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve." David Sedaris
7. "There’s no yes in yesterday. And who knows what tomorrow brings or takes away." Song lyrics from Here's to Life by Phyllis Molinary
8. "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. " Erma Bombeck
9. "Alan West to propose replacing the Constitution with "The Handmaids Tale
"" Lizz Winstead
(from her Twitter account)10. "Can we have ice cream for lunch?" Me
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I just said the ice cream line at work! Great New England minds thing alike!!
ReplyDeleteswitch #4 to MOW MOW MOW MOWOWOWMROW and you'd have one of my cats.
ReplyDeleteSteph, where we come from you don't get a ton of perfectly hot days. We know not to fucking waste them.
ReplyDeletefalnfenix, to be honest I've got one that's a bit of a yeller but the ellipses was funnier. They hiss and talk when the dog barks at them and yet he's undeterred. Your cat could not be cuter. Just woke up, came downstairs for a little chat. So sweet.
oh it's great when they glare with that expression of "WTF is your problem?"
ReplyDeleteWiley is...noisy. all the time. that's his just-woke-up-not-quite-annoying talkiness. he's a LOT worse, normally. want to borrow him for awhile? :P
The only way I'm borrowing or keeping another animal is if it somehow has the ability to keep the whole fucking zoo QUIET at all times. (Rough/loud night was had last night. Dog had to be crated and covered like a parrot.) But I might swing by just to scritch him behind the ears and ask, "And then what? Really? Then what?" a lot.
ReplyDeleteHAH. well, if you find yourself in Baltimore i owe you an afternoon with Wiley and lunch...and baked goods of your choice.
ReplyDeleteYes! We can have ice cream for lunch!
ReplyDeleteI don't do ice cream....can we have sorbet?
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